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I so didn't need another plot bunny

February 6th, 2005 (11:47 am)
hungry
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current mood: hungry

Title: Will & Goau’ld
Rating: PG-13
Summary: SG-1 are out of their depth. Really, really out of their depth.
Author's Notes: I hate Marcus Rowland.



Grace slammed the refrigerator door shut behind her, and stalked off to her bedroom, her eyes flashing yellow. ”I will have my revenge for this affront! Once I’m fully dressed, that is…” she mumbled in a deep voice.

Will just ignored Grace with the ease that comes from years of practise, and turned back to Jack O’Neill and Teal’c. “No….Everything seems completely normal here. Grace is soooo not a morning person.”

Teal’c looked faintly disbelieving. O’Neill quirked one eyebrow upwards. “Well, we’re still missing one Goau’ld symbiote somewhere around here. Have none of your friends been acting oddly?”

The front door swung open, and Jack marched in, wearing a tutu.

“Only recently?” asked Will.

He turned to Jack, “Swallow anything you’re not supposed to? The nice man in uniform here would like to know. Little snake about six inches?”

Jack pouted and hugged his side. “No, Will, please stop. Stop! I think I felt one rib snap as I laughed so hard.”

He walked over and stood by Will and O’Neill. “He thinks he’s so funny. Personally, I think it’s a defence mechanism to cover up for his insecurities about being fat.”

As Will gasped, Jack ran an approving eye down O’Neill. “Now you know how to fill out a uniform. I certainly wouldn’t object to seeing you saluting, big boy.”

Grace came out of the bedroom, wearing a long flowing white dress, her eyes still flashing. Will and Jack took one look at her, and simultaneously said “No!”

Grace stopped dead in her tracks. “What?!?!”

“Honey,” sighed Karen who’d just managed to reel in through the front door that Jack had so thoughtfully left open, “White suggests virginity – and besides it clashes with all those gaudy bangles. What? Did the 80’s come back and no-one tell me?”

”I will enjoy having your guts ripped out and hung around this residence!” snarled Grace. “But first, I need to get changed.” And she ran back into the bedroom.

Karen had managed to find a chair to collapse into, without spilling her drink. Gazing upwards at Teal’c, she giggled. “You’re a big, big man, aren’t you?”

“Indeed,” said Teal’c staring impassively down at her. “O’Neill. I believe this woman is not acting in the normal fashion.”

“Well,” said Will, consideringly, “I have to admit she’s a lot quieter than normal.”

Karen looked up at Teal’c looming over her and giggled again. “I think the military want to take me away and perform all sorts of nasty experiments on my body.”

“I’ll do it! I’ll do it!” yelled Jack and performed a pirouette in his tutu over to O’Neill. “All those men in uniform….”

Comments

Posted by: Marcus L. Rowland (ffutures)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 03:56 am (UTC)

Aaaargh... what have I done? ;-)

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:09 am (UTC)
Boromir shiny [houses7177]

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Posted by: Ilex (The Writer Formerly Known as Ginnysdarkside) (sweetjane_69)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)

ROFLMFAO

*wipes away tears*
This was toooo funny. Karen was perfect. I love... “You’re a big, big man, aren’t you?” and “I think the military want to take me away and perform all sorts of nasty experiments on my body.”

Kudos!

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
Boosterharem [Houses7177]

Hee hee... glad you liked. And hey - you was saying that you liked a bit of a change in ficdom on your flist every now and then.

Karen was fun. Can't have Will & Grace without Karen.

Posted by: 4thdixiechick (4thdixiechick)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)

Very enjoyable!
Thank you for that bit of absurdity

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:12 am (UTC)
Giles resolve face [extraflamey]

It jumped inside my brain when Marcus suggested a Stargate/Will & Grace crossover - and wouldn't leave!!!

Help me...

Posted by: 4thdixiechick (4thdixiechick)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)

I wish I could help you, but the thought of a Stargate/Will & Grace crossover begged the question, "what could be an even more bizarre crossover with Stargate?"

And I answered myself. Stargate / Absolutely Fabulous. Now we both have reason to hate Marcus!

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:32 am (UTC)
Fucking serious [samiamicons]

Okay, that does beat my idea of a Stargate/Friends crossover.

The One Where Monica Gets Posessed By a Goau'ld - and no one notices a thing.

Posted by: 4thdixiechick (4thdixiechick)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 08:19 am (UTC)

The One Where Monica Gets Posessed By a Goau'ld - and no one notices a thing.

Actually, the Goau'ld would probably be a bit more laid back than Monica!

Posted by: Ilex (The Writer Formerly Known as Ginnysdarkside) (sweetjane_69)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:41 am (UTC)

Isn't Patsy already possessed by some alien from outer space?

Posted by: 4thdixiechick (4thdixiechick)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 08:14 am (UTC)

Isn't Patsy already possessed by some alien from outer space?

As Oz would say, "That expalins a lot."

Posted by: lisa roquin (lisaroquin)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)

*laughs* this is great.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 6th, 2005 07:13 am (UTC)
pigs fly [samiamicons]

Thanks! Not a combination I'd ever thought of before.. EVER.

Blame Marcus. :D

Posted by: Laney (laney_1974)
Posted at: February 7th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)

“I’ll do it! I’ll do it!” yelled Jack and performed a pirouette in his tutu over to O’Neill. “All those men in uniform….”

ROFLMAO. Oh God, I love Jack.

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