Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17) wrote,
Sentimental yet sardonic
booster17

Addicted?



All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

You kiss your girlfriend's home page.

Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

Your dog has its own home page.

You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Mummy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair just because it comes with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.01 or higher."

You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off.

The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can IM each other.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.


Some of these are uncomfortably close. :D Anyone think of any more?
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