Title: The Clothes Make The Slayer
Pairing: Faith and Snape
“No way, no how, no chance José!” glared Faith. “I am so not wearing those robe thingies like Sevvie here.”
Snape glared back.
“Netherless,” said Albus Dumbledore firmly, “If you are to be the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, I must insist on you wearing proper attire.”
“Nope. And that’s final, Dumbles,” said Faith.
Two days later, exiting Madame Malkin’s Robes For All Occasions….
“I hate you, Sevvie.”
“Your dislike or immature temper tantrums are of no concern to me. I, at least, follow the Headmaster’s requests.”
“Bite me. You do realise I’m gonna go commando under these?”
The year in review meme as gacked from absolut_jmo : Take the first sentence from the first journal entry of each month and post it.
...I'll be starting up my own LiveJournal. This starts out annoying as hell, but is very much worth it for the end. Okay, this is getting scary (and somewhat official) now. On the one hand, Jennifer Anniston will think I'm God. New story written tonight : The First Elizabeth. Let's pimp a couple more of my fics from this weekend's frenetic writing. Wackiness: 54/100. Hearty thanks go to empressvesica, for aiding and abetting me in the commission of this fic felony. Worst Commentator : Rishli Persad (badminton): "It's so exciting I can't tell you how exciting it is, but it's very exciting" Playing as a Stormtrooper in Mos Eisley, cleaning out this hive of scum and villainy who dare to support the rebels. Good luck to everyone doing NaNoWriMo ! MTV has opened applications for a new reality show, the premise of which will involve a group of fans who have designed their own super hero characters.
Hell of a year. :D