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Sentimental yet sardonic [userpic]

Do not taunt the Gilesfans...

August 11th, 2004 (11:16 pm)

For they are quick to bite.

And worse - to persuade you to bite too.



Tara Keezer: It does not, however, stop short of having ASH's ass as my avatar on the VLC boards.
Tara Keezer: The man has a seriously bitable ass.
booster17_1999: (ignores the biting comment)
Tara Keezer: Muscular, taut. *growls*
booster17_1999: Feral?
booster17_1999: *ducks*
Tara Keezer: Bite me.
booster17_1999: And how is your ass?
Tara Keezer: On the large side and not nearly as interesting as ASH's.
booster17_1999: Not as close to me either....
booster17_1999: *ponders*
Tara Keezer: Truly, even if you don't swing that way, you'd be better off biting his.
Tara Keezer: Probably have more fun doing so.
Tara Keezer: If he didn't hit you, that is.
booster17_1999: I must admit to never having thought about it before
booster17_1999: *pictures trying to say 'TaraKeezer told me to do it!' though a mouthful of ASH's ass*
Tara Keezer: [falls down laughing]
Tara Keezer: You need to remember to put spew warnings first.
booster17_1999: *makes note: make sure ASH is not drinking at time of bite*
Tara Keezer: Second note: make sure friends have bail money on hand.
booster17_1999: Third note : PRINT THIS OUT and check on criminal proceedings and getting people from the US in court here
booster17_1999: on the other hand, you'd be in the same court room as ASH
Tara Keezer: Fourth note: listen to barrister when s/he points out that the decision was yours.
booster17_1999: Fifth note : plead insanity, and produce my fic as evidence
Tara Keezer: Sixth note: hope that Tara doesn't show up just to laugh hysterically at the plea.
booster17_1999: you would as well
Tara Keezer: Hell yes.
Tara Keezer: I would do whatever I had to just to get over there.
booster17_1999: AND make it a coach trip full of all the other TtH writers too, particularly the Gilesfans. Then demand to inspect the evidence of damage to ASH's ass close up.
Tara Keezer: [swoons]
booster17_1999: I knew those smellin salts would be needed
Tara Keezer: Because, you know, we would have to offer to kiss it and make it better.
booster17_1999: but of course
Tara Keezer: Because, you know, I'm kind like that.
Tara Keezer: Generous to a fault, even.
Tara Keezer: Willing to throw myself at him -- er -- into the healing process.
booster17_1999: You do realise the other Giles fans would want to have a go at some point
Tara Keezer: They can get in line behind me. Generous, remember?



Sometimes I'm comforted by the size of the Atlantic. :)

Comments

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: August 11th, 2004 04:43 pm (UTC)
Alice - Wild Heart [peaces_icons]

Sign me up!

I mean..Wow you all have odd conversations. ~EV

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: August 11th, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC)
What the Bork? [jennymalfoy]

Seventh note : introduce queuing system for Gilesfans.

Posted by: Anne (norwegianne)
Posted at: August 11th, 2004 10:10 pm (UTC)
havoc

*snickers*

Sometimes I'm comforted by the size of the Atlantic. :)

Happens to me all the time, too.

Posted by: uninvitedCat (uninvitedcat)
Posted at: August 12th, 2004 01:08 am (UTC)

Well, in light of that conversation, I must post something, just so I can use my (sadly v. small) icon featuring ASH's ass... :point up:

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: August 12th, 2004 01:33 am (UTC)
Fred Bend over [Lil Amy]

How very.... kind of you.

I take it you would be the head of the British Bite ASH's Ass Society?

Posted by: uninvitedCat (uninvitedcat)
Posted at: August 12th, 2004 02:41 am (UTC)

Actually, it's just a very very serendipitous coincidence - due to my days of drooling and lusting enjoying ASH's performances as Dr Frank N Furter way back when...

Although, I could probably be persuaded to have a little nibble!

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