Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17) wrote,
Sentimental yet sardonic
booster17

*snerk*

Couple of days late, but the voting finished for the funniest jokes at this years Edinburgh Festival.


So, for your entertainment...

Emo Philips : "I picked up a hitch-hiker. You gotta when you hit them."

Gary Delaney : " As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

Jack Whitehall : "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat kid."

David Gibson : "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone."

And the winner Tim Vine : "I've just been on one of those once-in-a-lifetime holidays. I tell you what, never again."
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