Just after my mate manages to win tickets for him and me to Sky Sports's Super Bash party at the Ministry of Sound on Sunday evening (Superbowl party with celeb guests etc), the computer gets hit by a virus. It seems all right now after a quick Norton fix, but now of course, the internal fan is making very funny noises.
I'll be over here banging my head against the nearest wall. Don't worry, I promise to top in time for the Superbash. :)