One news story that snuck out quietly yesterday, but could be located buried deep in some newspapers, was more than a little worrying.
A vicar turned up at his local hospital in agony - due to having a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told hospital staff he fell backwards onto his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He just happened to be nude at the time of the incident.
Uh-huh.
Yup.
Yeeeeah. That's what happened.
Oooookay.
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Posted by: teh nos' (
 nostalgia_lj) Posted at: November 1st, 2008 12:35 pm (UTC)
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There are certain things that should not be stuck into people.
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Posted by: curiouswombat (
curiouswombat) Posted at: November 1st, 2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
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I don't think I ever saw anyone having this 'problem' with a potato during my stint in casualty when I was training.
But over a 3 month period I did see two different men with wine glasses(!! ouch!!)in their rectums, one 'lost' shampoo bottle top (the bottle apparently came out leaving the top behind) and 'damage sustained whilst playing leap-frog over the bollards on the Quayside'.
The potato somehow has overtones of exhaust pipe pranks... :~)
It coulda happened that way!