Worst Lyrics of all Time
There's been a poll run recently by some website to find the worst lyrics ever. And sure enough, they found some real bad ones.
10) Only time will tell if we stand the test of time
Why Can't This Be Love, VAN HALEN
9) She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thong Song, SISQO
8) Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains
Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA
7) You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH
6) Time is like a clock in my heart
Time (Clock of the Heart), CULTURE CLUB
5) I love you like a fat kid love cake
21 Questions, 50 CENT
4) He was a boy, she was a girl.
Can I make any more obvious?
Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE
3) Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?
Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
2) I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear the most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
And watch the evening news.
Life, DES'REE
1) I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer.
Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!
Personally, I'd add in ones like America's "Horse with No Name" :
"There were plants,
And birds,
And rocks,
And things.
Any particularly bad lyrics stick in your memories?
"Where Do You Go To My Lovely". The entire song is three minutes of pointless name-dropping and product placement with a vague but trite moral at the end.
Not to mention that every time I've seen the title it's been punctuated differently, and normally in a way that does not make sense. (I suppose it shows that I've been reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" lately...)