Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17) wrote,
Sentimental yet sardonic

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Just imagine...

What if major retailers started making condoms and kept the same slogans....

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Sainsburys condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Coca-cola condoms - The real thing.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Energizer condoms - Keep going and going.

Heineken condoms - Reaches parts other condoms cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride, go wide.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very long.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

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*snerk* Yes, I'm 13. Also, this DW cat macro needs to be shared with people.

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