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Sainsburys condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Coca-cola condoms - The real thing.
Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
Energizer condoms - Keep going and going.
Heineken condoms - Reaches parts other condoms cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper.
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride, go wide.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very long.
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.
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*snerk* Yes, I'm 13. Also, this DW cat macro needs to be shared with people.