And my cable company got flooded.
Thus the lack of any internet connection or cable tv.
Yes, I've been quietly going insane without email. Thankfully, I had the new Harry Potter to keep me occupied for three hours. On the other hand, those of you in America I promised spoilers for - sorry about that. :( Still, I hope it went okay for all you and your midnight shopping trips.
And why do I blame the pagans? It's ALL THEIR FAULT