Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17) wrote,
Sentimental yet sardonic
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Answers to Friday's Misheard Lyrics Quiz

That was rather fun. Standing by for cries of Nooooooo!!! at the answers right now. :P

1: Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.

Should be : Got my first real six string, down at the five and dime
Bryan Adams, 'Summer of 69'


2: It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me...

Should be : It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to you.
Alannis Morissette, 'You Oughta Know'

3: She keeps a mower and a shotgun
In a pretty cabinet

Should be : She keeps a Moet et Chandon, in a pretty cabinet
Queen, 'Killer Queen'

4: Here we are now in containers
I feel stupid and contagious

Should be : Here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious
Nirvana, 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'

5: It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not,
We've got each other and that's a lot for love

Should be : And it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not, We've got each other and that's a lot for love
Bon Jovi, 'Living On A Prayer'

6: I got no thumb, but it grew back again.
You're never gonna keep me down.

Should be : I get knocked down, but I get up again, You're never gonna keep me down
Chumbawumba, 'Tubthumping'

7: We built this city on the wrong damn road.

Should be : We built this city on rock and roll
Starship, 'We built this city'

8: We've got one flea, one flea, one flea. Pity!
You know that I'd do anything for you...

Should be : We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
You know that I'd do anything for you
The Cure, 'Love Cats'

9: O mamma dear, I'm not the virgin I was.

Should be : Oh mama dear, we're not the fortunate ones
Cyndi Lauper, 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'

10: Eeee-wheee!
It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
Oh, so cold at the end of your winter

Should be : Heathcliffe, it's me, Cathy, oh come home now, oh so cold let me in at your window.
Kate Bush, 'Wuthering Heights'


Thanks for playing!
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