Ok, as it's Friday and we're all very bored or not that happy at the moment, let's have some fun!
Lets do The Worst Chat-up Lines in the Buffyverse!!
Any line, to any character or by any character. And I promise to slap the first person who tries "Is that a stake in your pocket, or..." Let your imagination run riot.
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Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Here's a few off the top of my head.
"Let me show you exactly why even preachers tell you that you gotta have Faith."
"Hi, Robin Wood at your service. All my really close friends call me 'Morning'."
Oz: "How am I in the sack? Oh don't worry, I'm an animal."
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Posted by: echo (
 spankerella) Posted at: February 16th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
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Spike: "I've accidentally set myself on fire a few times. Imagine what I could do to you a'purpose."
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Posted by: mymatedave (
mymatedave) Posted at: February 17th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
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Xander: Before I ask you for a date, are you a demon, ex-demon, or cultist wanting to sacrifice me to your gods?
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Posted by: skipp_of_ark (
skipp_of_ark) Posted at: February 18th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
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Willow: "According to the Magic 8-Ball, my sexuality is fluid enough that I can ask you out today." (More of a meta comment about ME than Willow, really.)
Angelus to any female..... "Let me give you a lovebite you'll not forget."