Underneath It All.... (Torchwood crack!fic)

Title: Underneath It All….
Rating: 15 for flirting, and banter.
Setting: Early Torchwood season 1.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Word count: 611
Disclaimer: All Torchwood stuff and staff belong to the mighty BBC.
Summary: Jack’s deepest, darkest secret is known only to one man : Ianto Jones. Crack!fic.

Author's Notes: Inspired by a late night IM conversation with Jinni.

(It wasn’t everyday that Ianto was summoned into Jack’s office and asked for his opinion on sartorial matters.)