Setting: Oh, you pick. Post season seven for the Buffyverse certainly.
Characters: Giles, Xander, Dawn, Benton Fraser, Diefenbaker
Disclaimer: Buffy and the gang belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Summary: The missing Giles and Benton Fraser have just been found by the Scoobies. Unfortunately, their night can only get worse from here on.
Author's Notes: Crack!fic written for Tara Keezer’s birthday.
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