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Sentimental yet sardonic [userpic]

Yes, I'm 14.... *sniggers helplessly*

August 1st, 2006 (11:35 am)

Yesterday's Mirror newspaper:

An infertility group yesterday called for more sperm donors as Britain faces a shortage.

The group says stocks have dropped since a change in the law last year that abolished the right of donors to remain anonymous - and it claims there is evidence the whole of Scotland is being covered by a single donor.


And they told us it was snow.... :P

Comments

Posted by: Lemming (uk_lemming)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 10:53 am (UTC)

Ack! Awful awful awful. Bad Booster.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 10:54 am (UTC)
Drama draught [samiamicons]

No cookie?

Posted by: Lemming (uk_lemming)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 11:42 am (UTC)

Yes, of course, a Cookie for the Gutter Minded. :D

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 11:51 am (UTC)
cooky

:~)

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 01:41 pm (UTC)

*shakes head* Yes, you are 14. But I laughed too...

Poor phrasing is always funny.

Posted by: draconin (draconin)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 01:57 pm (UTC)

One of the funniest things I ever saw on the TV news was on a rural station. The announcer had just finished telling us about how the imported stud goats bought by a breeding stock company had come out of quarantine and would now be available for breeding. With a perfectly straight face the announcer told us that "the scheme's investors would be the first serviced by the newly released goats".
It was some time before I got up off the floor. :-)

Posted by: The Divine Goat (thedivinegoat)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
Mischief

I'm sorry, but metaquotes'd here.

Posted by: Piffle, yes, but superior piffle. (hardlyfatal)
Posted at: August 1st, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
bereft genius

HAHAHAHA ew.

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: August 2nd, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)

My eyes!!!

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