Yesterday's Mirror newspaper:
An infertility group yesterday called for more sperm donors as Britain faces a shortage.
The group says stocks have dropped since a change in the law last year that abolished the right of donors to remain anonymous - and it claims there is evidence the whole of Scotland is being covered by a single donor.
And they told us it was snow.... :P
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Posted by: Lemming (
 uk_lemming) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 11:42 am (UTC)
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Yes, of course, a Cookie for the Gutter Minded. :D
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Posted by: curiouswombat (
curiouswombat) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 11:51 am (UTC)
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:~)
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Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (
empressvesica) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 01:41 pm (UTC)
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*shakes head* Yes, you are 14. But I laughed too...
Poor phrasing is always funny.
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Posted by: draconin (
draconin) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 01:57 pm (UTC)
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One of the funniest things I ever saw on the TV news was on a rural station. The announcer had just finished telling us about how the imported stud goats bought by a breeding stock company had come out of quarantine and would now be available for breeding. With a perfectly straight face the announcer told us that "the scheme's investors would be the first serviced by the newly released goats".
It was some time before I got up off the floor. :-)
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Posted by: The Divine Goat (
thedivinegoat) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, but 
metaquotes'd here.
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Posted by: Piffle, yes, but superior piffle. (
hardlyfatal) Posted at: August 1st, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHA ew.
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Posted by: houses (
houses7177) Posted at: August 2nd, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
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My eyes!!!
Ack! Awful awful awful. Bad Booster.