If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel Your first name: How you gained your rule: Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . . Your title is: The High Grand Poobah Your symbol is: a crown, because, um, you wear one You rule from: a mountaintop mansion At your side is: your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda! Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: sexy elves with swords Your most popular law is: No-pants Fridays Your least popular law is: Banning of people being better-looking than you Your worst enemy is: Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light Your popularity rating is:: 2% Your chance of being overthrown is:: 12% Quiz created with MemeGen !