Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17) wrote,
Sentimental yet sardonic
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That Peter Kay thing

So, in honour of Peter Kay's appearing on Doctor Who tonight, ten of his best pearls of wisdom. *grin*

1) In every plate of chips, there is a bad chip.

2) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

3) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

4) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

5) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

6) The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is call your teacher mum or dad.

7) You're never quite sure whether it's OK to eat green crisps.

8) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

10) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
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