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More limericks!

April 19th, 2004 (10:02 pm)

And just to annoy empressvesica, here's one for her :

The dashing Empress Vesica,
Discovered her lungs full of tar,
Asking people to nag,
When she has a fag,
Determined to quit - she'll go far!

But now, the maain event :

An eager young Watcher named Giles,
Had to endure some terrible trials,
From Buffy's false nails,
To Xander's tall tales,
Oh, good Lord - they're giving him piles!

Comments

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 02:17 pm (UTC)

LOL, those are fantastic Booster! Vesica should love hers, seriously.

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 02:21 pm (UTC)

AHEM - Vesica thinks Booster is sweet - and in need of a smacking...
But he knew that before he posted....

But the Giles one - *eye roll* Must counter....Hold on

Posted by: Tara (elementalv)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 03:13 pm (UTC)

HEY! No giving Giles hemorrhoids. That's beyond mean.

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 03:21 pm (UTC)
Leaning Smirk [Eliza-d.com]

See?? That's what I was saying!

That's why I wrote a response - after all there are enough rhymes one does not have to stoop to piles! *Growls at booster17.

Posted by: Tara (elementalv)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 03:32 pm (UTC)

[adds low, menacing growl to empressvesica's chorus]

Ahem: biles, dials, files, heils (heh), miles, Niles, riles, styles, tiles, vials, wiles.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 04:04 pm (UTC)
bad girl

The dashing mature Mister Giles
Woke up in his bed next to Niles
That particular Crane
Had been a slight pain
Until meeting Ripper's keen wiles

And it's crossover slash just for you, Tara! That better?

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: April 19th, 2004 07:14 pm (UTC)

Wow. Most impressive. And slashy Giles, just like Tara likes!

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 20th, 2004 05:29 am (UTC)
Joy [Eliza-d.com]

I am very impressed. In fact I am starting to think that Jinni needs to start a poetry section so that we may each start poem journals at TtH for our limericks. *sees vision of 100's of limericks traded sometime in the far and distant future - say June*

~EV

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: April 20th, 2004 08:08 am (UTC)

Oh yes, cheers on this one! I think that's a fantastic idea. The Bronze Beta does a poetry corner every day for this sort of thing. Surely we could manage a category.

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