The dashing Empress Vesica,
Discovered her lungs full of tar,
Asking people to nag,
When she has a fag,
Determined to quit - she'll go far!
But now, the maain event :
An eager young Watcher named Giles,
Had to endure some terrible trials,
From Buffy's false nails,
To Xander's tall tales,
Oh, good Lord - they're giving him piles!