*flips coin*
Now, which piece of news today will get more people worked up?
B-52 bomber gets accidentally armed with six nuclear missiles and flown from North Dakota to Louisiana without anyone noticing it for over a day?
Or
Rowling Says Dumbledore Is Gay?
B-52 bomber gets accidentally armed with six nuclear missiles and flown from North Dakota to Louisiana without anyone noticing it for over a day?
Or
Rowling Says Dumbledore Is Gay?