July 19th, 2006, 12:01 pm (no subject) If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweaselYour first name:How you gained your rule:Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .Your title is:The High Grand PoobahYour symbol is:a crown, because, um, you wear oneYou rule from:a mountaintop mansionAt your side is:your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:sexy elves with swordsYour most popular law is:No-pants FridaysYour least popular law is:Banning of people being better-looking than youYour worst enemy is:Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good lightYour popularity rating is:: 2%Your chance of being overthrown is:: 12%Quiz created with MemeGen! Tags memes!