July 19th, 2006

Sparkly crown

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:The High Grand Poobah
Your symbol is:a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from:a mountaintop mansion
At your side is:your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:No-pants Fridays
Your least popular law is:Banning of people being better-looking than you
Your worst enemy is:Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 2%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 12%
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