July 17th, 2006

A little more sonic

102 Uses for a Sonic Screwdriver, part 48

The continuing saga of smut, sonic screwdrivers, sex-swops and snogs FINALLY continues. Sorry for the delay - chalk it up to a major writing block. *apologies*

Master index, and previous parts : here.

Previously on 102 Uses : Jack's been turned female thanks to another potion, and handcuffed just out of sheer fun. The Doctor's inside himher, while Rose has just put on the strap-on and 'persuaded' the others to get it wetter...

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Interesting.... Rose beats the Doctor which is odd, but 14 times for chloe? I can't remember using that once! And really, it's just not right that Mickey's on top of Faith.
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Dalek drabble

The Real Reason Why Daleks and Cybermen Don’t Get On.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The smoke from the burning city almost obscured the corpses littered around the Black Dalek.

In short, this should have been the most romantic night ever.

“THE CYBERLEADER HAS STOOD ME UP,” blared the Dalek, “THE BASTARD!”

Moodily, it exterminated the body to its left all over again. “I MUST INFORM THE EMPEROR,” the Dalek declared, teleporting away.

Arriving at the Dalek mothership, it quickly made its way before the Emperor Dalek. “DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY!!” it wailed.

The Emperor sighed inwardly, and wondered yet again just why he’d picked humanity to re-grow the Daleks from.