August 12th, 2004

Snoopy Magneto

Lilah/Xander

It would have been for buffyverse1000, but I got beaten to it. Or the pairing list didn't get updated properly. Enjoy!



Lilah Morgan was not a woman accustomed to disappointment

She’d finally got a week away from Wolfram & Hart, and she was definitely going to celebrate her promotion. Which naturally meant male strippers and the younger and cuter the better.

So here she was in Oxnard’s “The Ladies Nightclub” looking over the available talent, and being heavily disappointed.

They were all so… jaded.

She wanted youth. Inexperience. Someone she could introduce to all sorts of ‘tasty’ treats.

She wanted to blow somebody’s mind.

She wanted fitness, stamina and a smile on his face to start with.

She wanted the dishwasher.
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Your Twisted LJ Love Life, v2.
LJ Username
Favourite Colour
Status
Pick A Three-Letter Word
You Start Dating... nwhepcat
You dump them and marry... elementalv
You catch them cheating with... elementalv
So you hire a hitman and call... wildecate
They accidentally kill ... instead foenix
Five marriages later, you end up with... houses7177
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*keeps a wary eye out for Jinni with a knife*