Garfield !

Well, the quote-a-day plan/resolution fell apart a bit sooner than I thought, but no fault of mine (technically). So here's today's : "There are many ways of saying 'Well!' The speaker who had the floor at the moment said it rather in the manner of the prudish queen of a monarch of Babylon who has happened to wander into the banqueting hall just as the Babylonian orgy is beginning to go nicely." - PG Wodehouse

And for other entertainment, I suggest The Garfield strip randomiser. Just click to get random strip panels, and/or come up with your own combinations. I haven't worked out how to save them yet unhappily.