I close my eyes and see christmas cards floating in front of me. It feels like it's lasted for ages, and yet we still have two weeks to go of this torment. *sigh* In the meantime, let me get round to my yearly death threat to all those people who send the small 'cute' cards. Die die die, you little [CENSORED]'s of [CENSORED]! Stick your [CENSORED] [CENSORED] sideways [CENSORED] [CENSORED] an apple [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and stop them from jamming my nice machine that hardly ever breaks down.
Oh, and will some of you lovely people out remember to a) put the stamp on, b) write the [CENSORED] address on it, c) NOT put coins or whatever in ordinary envelopes as the sorting machines will rip them open, and d) seal them properly! Oh, and letters to Santa marked Lapland will be sent there.
Rant over. Bah humbug.
Though of course, you might want to click here to give me more minions. Pretty please?
And of course my officers also need the love: bookfanatic's recruitement link is here, and tthjinni's is here.