An enigmatic recluse with a mysterious past and even stranger loyalties, you are an intensely serious presence.
I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses...
Snape is a character in the Harry Potter series.
And oddly enough - not the first time I've had that result. Gacked from uninvitedcat.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I recruited liz_marcs as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I fed wildecate to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I rescued laney_1974 from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-830 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant, booster17
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Thanks to ffutures for that one. :D