Tis Christmas time, and no one was stirring.... Yes, we at the Post Office are snowed under by Christmas cards yet again, as my own personal Hellmouth starts today. Twas bad enough last week as there seems to be an automatic increase in mail as soon as the calender hits December, but today is the official start of Christmas pressure. AKA the day the casual workers start.
No, really. They have been trained. Why the managers say so. No need for us to worry - just give them the work and they'll be fine.
If I'm not back in 11 hours, send out a search party.