I'm addicted to The Apprentice.
I accidentally caught half of one of the UK's version (starring Sir Alan Sugar, btw) and became hooked from that point on. Unfortunately, I'd come in halfway through the series and didn't get to see all the fun and games that had occurred before. Then the blessed BBC began to run Donald Trump's Apprentice season 2 from the start.
Brand. New. Addiction.
And we're not talking watching Trump's hair to see when it moves (it's obviously a tribble, people!). Oh no... this time I get to see Stacie going insane with a magic 8-ball, Bradford giving up immunity in one of the most bone-headed ideas ever, the incredibly short, annoying and irritating Stacy getting fired, and Raj managing to turn a four bedroom house into a three bedroom house while expecting the value to go up. Truly beautiful sights to behold and marvel at.
And now there's Martha Stewart : The Apprentice. Glory be! There is a God of Television.