Seriously, how can you resist lines of beauty like these?
Now Rodney was the smartest person in the whole galaxy--on a good day, it was more like two--but he had no idea that when the flyboy said, "Whatever you say, Rodney," what he really meant was, "I love you."
Go. Read. Now.
( Physics. Puddlejumpers. Hate. Revenge. Loud, obnoxious sarcasm. Chases. Escapes. Stargates. Lies. Truths. Sniping. Snarking. Strange hair. Scientists. Marines. Life-force-sucking aliens. Strong men. Coward men. Beautifullest ladies. Stick-fighting. Fate. Torture. Death. True love. And, of course, some really, truly, big-ass guns. )
And then there's this :