Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me,Dell Jukebox? "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks. Gee, thanks.
Will I have a happy life? "Chaos at the Airport" - Kim Wilde. I'm now slightly worried about the Oct holiday now.
Do people secretly lust after me? "Ego" - Kim Wilde. I think maybe that might possibly at a remote chance be a no. Dammit.
How can I make myself happy? "Black Velvet" - Alannah Miles. *snerk*
What should I do with my life? "You'll Never Be So Wrong" - Kim Wilde. I'm starting to regret putting so much Kim Wilde on here now...
Why must life be so full of pain? "Pain (Slayer Mix)" Buffy soundtrack. I have no idea.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "No Flow" - Lisa Roxanne. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Will I ever have children? "New Direction" - S Club Juniors. Seven of 'em?!!?!?
Will I die happy? "Vienna" - Ultravox. Vienna yes? Vienna no? WTF?
Can you give me some advice? "Stuck in the Middle with You" - Steelers Wheel. I will admit work does seem to be a mix of clowns and jokers....
What do you think happiness is? "Just a Little Girl" - Amy Studt. I'm damn sure that's illegal.
What's my favorite fetish? "Secret" - OMD. And am I glad the last answer didn't come up this time. :D