I'm sure we’ve all been waiting for the one review of Sin City (see below from Mike) that matters. The one from CAPAlert, the fundamentalist Christian website that reviews most released movies to see if they’re scripturally acceptable. Mary Poppins scored 100. CAPAlert reviewed the film ET, with the phrase "I am not going to get into a debate about the evilness of levitation", giving the film an amber light warning and a score of 83. The Incredibles? Red light and 68. Dogma with its atheist-preaching angels, Catholic buffoonery, abortion-clinic-working relations to Jesus? 6.