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Four More Limericks - Woo!

April 9th, 2005 (01:47 am)
mischievous
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current mood: mischievous
current song: Garbage - Trip My Wire

Continuing the Star Trek slash theme :

A nosy ship's Doctor named 'Bones'
Overheard his Captain's soft moans,
The reason was Spock,
Caressing Kirk's cock,
Before long, there were three sets of groans.

And now victimising saluting another LJ friend :

The dashing hjcallipygian,
Is a big Veronica fan,
This excellent beta,
Would quite love to meet 'er,
And examine in detail her tan.

Still talking to me, HJ?

absolut_jmo is known as J-Mo,
The depths that she'll go are quite low,
She don't give a damn,
With her war-cry of "HAAMMMMM!",
Don't piss her off - let it go!

Creator of my new icon up there, and still talking to me after that for some strange reason. And finally, there's this one, not written by me, which I find brilliant :

There was a young lady from Slough,
Who developed a nasty cough,
Little did she know,
It'll last until now,
Let's hope she pulls through.

And yes, Slough rhymes with cow.

Comments

Posted by: I write (absolut_jmo)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
Barry

You are writing the boy slash rather well young grasshopper.

Or should I say boy on vulcan on boy?

*concentrates on trying to put that mental image into your mind*

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
Booster Dreams [jennymalfoy]

I was soooo right about the depths you sink to....

EVIL!!!!!!

(and thanks for this icon).

Posted by: I write (absolut_jmo)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:32 pm (UTC)
Eowyn

You are as always, most welcome.

*clears throat*

HAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
Booster Dreams [jennymalfoy]

SPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!

Eggs will be broken.

Posted by: I write (absolut_jmo)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
woohoo!

Bread shall be sliced!!

(you realize everyone will think we've finally gone barmy, right?)

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
Dawn - nice girl [jennymalfoy]

And all I wanted was a sandwich......

(Especially when you realise I've lost the original link. Uh-oh...)

Posted by: I write (absolut_jmo)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC)
bugger

So we have no back-up! No alibi! *pies*

*sighs* Well at least I'll have you to keep me company in the rubber room.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC)
Insanity [by momentsintime]

But apparently we have pies. *sighs*

Bouncing off the walls, here we come!

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
Faith - Bitch Please [pastelstar]

Finally?

*runs away*

Posted by: I write (absolut_jmo)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 09:28 pm (UTC)
Eowyn

For that I shall keep your icon gift safely tucked away in my files. :P

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 08:59 am (UTC)

Well darn. *pouts*

If I can be all snarky, what's the use of keeping me around?

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
Booster Dreams [jennymalfoy]

See? That's what you get for random snark-bys...

I saw the icon for you, and twas nice.

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 08:57 am (UTC)

Two words.

*growls*

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
Nibble me! [sweetjane_69]

One word.

*smirks*

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 10th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
Faith - Bored (mine)

*serene smile*

Posted by: HJ (hjcallipygian)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC)
Pimp Juice - by Calendae

Uh, dude... I hope you mean I'd like to examine Veronica's tan... because it kinda read like you wanted to examine my tan and you called me a girl (I'm a boy). =)

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
Booster Dreams [jennymalfoy]

Like, yes dude. You are the beta in question who'd like to meet her. As in meet Veronica?

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)

Would you prefer

The dashing hjcallipygian,
Is a big Veronica fan,
This excellent beta,
He'd quite like to meet 'er,
And examine in detail her tan.

Posted by: HJ (hjcallipygian)
Posted at: April 9th, 2005 06:04 am (UTC)
Veronica and Lilly - by brokenrecord__

Ah, yes, much more clear. I mean, I'm okay with you wanting to meet me and examine my tan, I just felt like you should be forewarned about my gender. Wouldn't want you to have any horrible surprises or anything.

And, yes, Kristin Bell is most certainly someone I wouldn't mind meeting. At all. =)

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