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August 26th, 2010 (11:20 am)

Couple of days late, but the voting finished for the funniest jokes at this years Edinburgh Festival.


So, for your entertainment...

Emo Philips : "I picked up a hitch-hiker. You gotta when you hit them."

Gary Delaney : " As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

Jack Whitehall : "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat kid."

David Gibson : "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone."

And the winner Tim Vine : "I've just been on one of those once-in-a-lifetime holidays. I tell you what, never again."

Comments

Posted by: Zulu (zulu)
Posted at: August 26th, 2010 02:39 pm (UTC)

I lol'd!

Posted by: MoragMacpherson (moragmacpherson)
Posted at: August 26th, 2010 03:00 pm (UTC)
demented

I always think I don't like Emo Philips and then he goes and pulls something like that, so maybe I actually do like him. And as is my way, I like the runner up better than the winner. =)

Posted by: daiseechain (daiseechain)
Posted at: August 26th, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
Lunglock/Giles Amused

Gary Delaney's joke made made me LOL. I really needed that today. Thank you.

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