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February 18th, 2010 (10:59 am)

Superhero Sex Education!

LONDON, Ont. — Health officials in this southwestern Ontario city hope a new video game, launched Thursday, will get teenagers learning about sex through the eyes of a superhero. The online game by the Middlesex London Health Unit gets a player to choose a character and answer true-or-false questions about sexual activity.

Players can either be a man wearing a condom on his head named Captain Condom; a virgin named Wonder Vag; a boy named Willy the Kid who believes size doesn't matter or Power Pap, a sexually active gal.

Each character will have to fight the game's super villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, by correctly answering a number of questions. If they get an answer wrong, they'll get shot by sperm.

If a question is answered correctly, the character will be able to block the sperm with a condom.

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Posted by: tiger (tigerlily0484)
Posted at: February 18th, 2010 02:57 pm (UTC)

I challenge you to write a fic in which Wonder Vag has an epic battle with the Sperminator.

And... penis arms?? *blinks* What happened to the old 'condom and banana' tutorial, or better yet, sitting them down in front of 'Where Did I Come From?'!!

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