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Tuesday's Poll of Pointlessness

February 12th, 2008 (11:20 am)

Yes, it's following on from the fictional swearing poll from the last Tuesday poll. *grin* Ever just wanted to swear something odd semi-under your breath, just enough to make the people near you double take thinking they misheard?

Poll #1137204 Create me a catchphrase!

First half should be...

Shoot my
1(5.0%)
Tingle my
0(0.0%)
Burn my
1(5.0%)
Swallow my
0(0.0%)
Bite my
7(35.0%)
Tease my
2(10.0%)
Wiggle my
2(10.0%)
Tantalise my
2(10.0%)
Spank my
4(20.0%)
Freeze my
1(5.0%)

...followed by

hamster!
4(20.0%)
tongue!
1(5.0%)
wattle!
2(10.0%)
tonsils!
2(10.0%)
crumpet!
5(25.0%)
cheeks!
1(5.0%)
lips!
0(0.0%)
noo noo!
1(5.0%)
thingy!
0(0.0%)
foenix!
4(20.0%)


Naturally of course, I expect you to post other suggestions.... you wouldn't be the smart flist I know and appreciate otherwise. :P

Comments

Posted by: Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 11:37 am (UTC)
Minsc and Boo

It should be, of course, "Bite my shiny metal ass!" and "Feel the burning gaze of my hamster and change your ways!"

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)

See, there's always at least one option I forget....

Posted by: uninvitedCat (uninvitedcat)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)

For some reason, "spank my crumpet" seems v. amusing right now.

Posted by: Jason Grey (foenix)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 01:45 pm (UTC)

Go ahead, try and be surprised by my choice.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
Dawn - shiny

*tries*

*fails*

Posted by: echo (spankerella)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
spankiepants

OF COURSE, I chose "spank my" and then noo noo just looked funny.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 12th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

"Spank my..." was not on my original list to offer as choices, but I just couldn't resist adding it when the time came. *grin*

I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist...

Posted by: Marc (uclamaverick)
Posted at: February 13th, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)

i was gonna go with "tease my tonsils" until i saw the foenix option.

had to include foe in here.

Posted by: In awe of sensible companions.... (wildecate)
Posted at: February 13th, 2008 09:06 am (UTC)

Wiggle my wattle wins for me.

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