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I protest!

November 25th, 2007 (07:32 pm)
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I pulled gianfared's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I gave speakr2customrs a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1061 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
booster17

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Oughta get more bonus points for the Brussel Sprout, dammit. *mutter, grumble*