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February 16th, 2007 (03:50 pm)

Ok, as it's Friday and we're all very bored or not that happy at the moment, let's have some fun!

Lets do The Worst Chat-up Lines in the Buffyverse!!

Any line, to any character or by any character. And I promise to slap the first person who tries "Is that a stake in your pocket, or..." Let your imagination run riot.

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Posted by: In awe of sensible companions.... (wildecate)
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)

Angelus to any female..... "Let me give you a lovebite you'll not forget."

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Angel/Wes wearing

"Let me show you why I'm known across Europe..."

or

"Vampires don't need to breathe. That means we can stay busy down there for a looooong time."

Posted by: In awe of sensible companions.... (wildecate)
Posted at: February 17th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)

Or perhaps one for Spike.

"Spike isn't just my name. It's a description."

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Booster Stylish [wildecate]

To Gwen : Can't you feel the electricity between us?

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 08:08 pm (UTC)

Here's a few off the top of my head.

"Let me show you exactly why even preachers tell you that you gotta have Faith."

"Hi, Robin Wood at your service. All my really close friends call me 'Morning'."

Oz: "How am I in the sack? Oh don't worry, I'm an animal."

Posted by: echo (spankerella)
Posted at: February 16th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
doer by houses

Spike: "I've accidentally set myself on fire a few times. Imagine what I could do to you a'purpose."

Posted by: Emcee (its_art)
Posted at: February 17th, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
Connor-- Geeky Grin

Connor: Hey, have you ever made out with my dad? .... Not a problem!

Andrew: Hi, I'm Andrew.

(Tee-hee! I actually love Andrew, it's just too easy to tease him!)

Posted by: In awe of sensible companions.... (wildecate)
Posted at: February 17th, 2007 02:40 pm (UTC)

I love the Connor one! Made me chuckle.

Posted by: mymatedave (mymatedave)
Posted at: February 17th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)

Xander: Before I ask you for a date, are you a demon, ex-demon, or cultist wanting to sacrifice me to your gods?

Posted by: skipp_of_ark (skipp_of_ark)
Posted at: February 18th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)

Willow: "According to the Magic 8-Ball, my sexuality is fluid enough that I can ask you out today." (More of a meta comment about ME than Willow, really.)

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