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Random Harry Potter double drabble

August 7th, 2006 (01:13 am)
current song: Enya

Title: Plane Insane
Rating: Silly
Summary: Not all of Draco’s ideas were good ones.
Author's Notes: It popped into my head and won’t leave. Help me…..





For once, Goyle was a happy man.

He still didn’t understand exactly why Draco and the others were so intent on exposing their magical world to the muggles, but taking over one of these ‘hairplanes’ would certainly get a lot of attention.

All that mattered was that he had a good excuse to tower over people sitting in these small, cramped seats and push them around. Strolling down the gangways, he glared at their hostages and made them flinch away at the merest wave of his wand.

He entered the tail section for the first time, and glanced casually around. Oh Merlin, he knew that face! What the hell was his old teacher doing here?!!? Still reeling from the shock, Goyle then recognised the woman sitting beside him.

Oddly enough, it was the “Just Married” stickers on the luggage that his old teacher was storing that finally drove him to panic.

Racing out of the section, he ran straight into Draco and Crabbe. Wordlessly, he pointed back in terror and saw Draco’s eyes widen in panic.

Grabbing Crabbe, who was holding the passenger manifest, Draco shook him violently, “Why didn’t you tell me there were motherfucking Snapes on the plane?!?!”

~Fin~

Comments

Posted by: Sharlene (mynuet)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC)

Bwah! Poor Draco. Stuck on a plane with Snapes.

Posted by: Laney (laney_1974)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)

“Why didn’t you tell me there were motherfucking Snapes on the plane?!?!”

*falls over laughting* Brilliant.

Posted by: Brendan (brendanm720)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
Airplane - Oh Shit

Oh, dear.

Motherfucking Snapes indeed.

[snickers]

Posted by: Marcus L. Rowland (ffutures)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 06:54 am (UTC)
Snakes on a plane

That film is obviously going to have a lot to answer for...

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 10:43 am (UTC)
saner emu

Aaaargh!!!!! (See five exclamation marks - the sign of an insane mind - look what you've done to me!)

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 10:49 am (UTC)
Sparkly crown

*sticks out tongue*

I'll have thought you'd have been desensivitised by speakr2customrs by now. *grin*

Posted by: S. (cissasghost)
Posted at: August 11th, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
Little World

I have no idea who you are and this has no bearing on anything, but dude, I love that icon. Just needed to say that. ;)

-Sonya

Posted by: joehundredaire (joehundredaire)
Posted at: August 7th, 2006 08:11 pm (UTC)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: joehundredaire (joehundredaire)
Posted at: August 9th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
Cowbell2

But I could've used a little more cowbell...

Posted by: echo (spankerella)
Posted at: August 11th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
snape bitches by pikacharma

I *JUST* discovered this tonight. You're beautiful, and I love you... in a friend way. This is one of the best drabbles EVER!

And now I want an icon that says "Why didn’t you tell me there were motherfucking Snapes on the plane?!?!".

Posted by: Jude's Recalcitrant Lover (sue_bridehead)
Posted at: August 11th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC)

Very funny! :D

(I liked 'hairplanes')

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: August 11th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)

That is just perfect!!!

Posted by: Mhalachai (mhalachaiswords)
Posted at: August 14th, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
!HP Decaf! (mhalachaiswords)

Most excellent! I accept all blame willingly :P

Posted by: joehundredaire (joehundredaire)
Posted at: August 16th, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)

Couldn't figure out an easier way of poking you. If you don't get this, I'll poke Jenny who can poke you...

http://joehundredaire.livejournal.com/8775.html

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