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Dalek drabble

July 17th, 2006 (11:47 pm)
chipper

current mood: chipper
current song: Gnarls Berkeley - Crazy

The Real Reason Why Daleks and Cybermen Don’t Get On.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The smoke from the burning city almost obscured the corpses littered around the Black Dalek.

In short, this should have been the most romantic night ever.

“THE CYBERLEADER HAS STOOD ME UP,” blared the Dalek, “THE BASTARD!”

Moodily, it exterminated the body to its left all over again. “I MUST INFORM THE EMPEROR,” the Dalek declared, teleporting away.

Arriving at the Dalek mothership, it quickly made its way before the Emperor Dalek. “DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY!!” it wailed.

The Emperor sighed inwardly, and wondered yet again just why he’d picked humanity to re-grow the Daleks from.

Comments

Posted by: Jen (tthjinni)
Posted at: July 17th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)

I worry about you some all of the time.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: July 17th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
K-9 shooty dog thing

You must be relieved I have to sleep at some point. :P

Posted by: Jen (tthjinni)
Posted at: July 17th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)

Yep. *grin*

Posted by: Daveosaurus (southerndave)
Posted at: July 18th, 2006 05:47 am (UTC)
dalek

Daleks are such fun to torment, aren't they...

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