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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

July 3rd, 2006 (06:06 pm)
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current song: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon

This must be seen to be believed.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Sound is needed when you play this. Absolutely hysterical.

(Also available to download from Lemon Demon's home page).



Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny.

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Posted by: jedibuttercup (jedibuttercup)
Posted at: July 3rd, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
oh yeah Jayne

*snickering* My brother found that awhile back and sent me the link. Hysterical to watch, and after all the "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" my mom made me watch as a kid? Perfect winner. =)

Posted by: JG (jgracio)
Posted at: July 3rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
Geek

I can't believe you hadn't heard of this before. And have you heard the Dalek song? Also great fun... :)

Posted by: Jason Grey (foenix)
Posted at: July 3rd, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)

Welcome to last year, my friend. ;) Nice to know you pay attention to my postings...

Have you heard this thing with badgers and snakes?

*grins and runs!*

Posted by: Brendan (brendanm720)
Posted at: July 5th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
Doctor Who - Pwn3d - Dalek Zap

Have you seen the Harry Potter version of the thing with the badgers and snakes?

If you let it run long enough, Snape shows up as Boggart!Snape.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: July 5th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
Pigs fly [samiamicons]

I haven't actually seen that, though must admit it's an obvious joke at times. *grin*

(For example...)

Posted by: Brendan (brendanm720)
Posted at: July 5th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
HP - R/H Smirk

[snerks at hyperlink]

Nice.

http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/

Posted by: Brendan (brendanm720)
Posted at: July 5th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Sinfest - Devil Laugh

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Mister Rogers!

[rolls on floor laughing]

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