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February 12th, 2006 (02:16 am)
amused

current mood: amused

I blame tthjinni entirely for this. She linked to the top ten LOTR quotes that are funnier with the word 'pants' in them.


Naturally enough, I started thinking about Buffy quotes...

1) Buffy: If the Apocalypse comes, pants me.

2) Spike: Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Pants…. Pants….pants??!!"

3) Buffy: It's different. He's different. He has pants now.
Angel: Oh. Well.
Buffy: What?
Angel: No, no, that's great. Everyone's got pants now.
Buffy: What are you, pissed?
Angel: No, it's great. One for our side.
Buffy: He'll make a difference.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having pants. Before it was all the cool new thing.

4) Mayor Richard Wilkins III: I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away. "Miniature". "Pants".

5) Tara: [to Buffy] You think you know what you are, what's to come. You haven't even pants.


Any more?

Comments

Posted by: Jen (tthjinni)
Posted at: February 11th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)

roflmao

Posted by: Speaker-to-Customers (speakr2customrs)
Posted at: February 11th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)

Sineya: Death is your pants.

Fyarl Giles: Actually, I feel quite well. Apart from the pants.

Andrew: I trained flying demon pants to attack the school play. School play, dude!

Glory: Did you know your sister took my pants, Dawnie?

Buffy: Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in pants.

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 12th, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
Insanity [by momentsintime]

I'm torn between

Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have pants.

and

Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at pants makes me want to have sex.

Posted by: echo (spankerella)
Posted at: February 11th, 2006 09:57 pm (UTC)
mock by snarkel

If the Apocalypse comes, pants me.

ROTFLMFAO!

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Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: February 12th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
Nooooooooo!

I have the same problem with the classic line

Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Posted by: Andrea (fiannan)
Posted at: February 12th, 2006 04:29 am (UTC)
psalm charlie

These are awesome, and so's your icon.

"Nothing can defeat the PANTS!"

Hee :)

Posted by: skipp_of_ark (skipp_of_ark)
Posted at: February 12th, 2006 11:03 am (UTC)

Oz: We attack the mayor with pants.

Anya: The only thing we have in common is that we both love your pants!

Buffy: I'm Buffy. The pants slayer. And you are?

Cordelia: I'm dating a member of the Sunnydale pants team.

Willow: Kiss pants? Why would anybody want to kiss -- Oh.

Xander: Wait a minute, Tara's your girlfriend?
Giles: Bloody pants!

Xander: Willow -- she said to tell you --
Buffy: What?
Xander: Pants his ass.

Xander: I totally get it now. Can I have pants with Riley too?

Willow: Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy? Or some pants?

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