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Why Television Without Pity is possibly the best tv review site ever

November 12th, 2005 (11:59 pm)

This week's episode of The Apprentice was to do a Star Wars display at best Buy. Sound simple? You obviously don't know the people involved, or as TWOP puts it:

It is at this point that things stop making sense. New York has three suns, Randal must give Excel the rundown of all six movies, and everybody morphs into a Star Wars character. Randal is Yoda, handing out wisdom like candy; Alla is (still) Palpatine, cornering the entire universe using her mind powers; Adam is worthless as five Anakins and Felisha worthless as five Amidalas; Clay becomes Lord Pissious, a little-known Sith who rules by warping whatever anybody says into something crazy about how awesome he is; Rebecca is Chewbacca who comes through in a pinch; Brian is like a brain-damaged Han Solo; and Marshawn is…oh, Marshawn. I'm terribly angry and sad to have to tell you this, but Marshawn finally reveals herself as…Darth Markus.

The Apprentice : reality tv crack at its finest.

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Posted by: uninvitedCat (uninvitedcat)
Posted at: November 13th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)

Oh, I *do* love my TWOP...!

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