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That 12 character meme

August 27th, 2005 (11:45 pm)
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current mood: contemplative
current song: Wamdue Project - King of My Castle

Gacked from just about everyone. I pick the following, based on trying to get an even male/female split, and one per fandom:

1) Scott Summers (aka Cyclops)
2) Faith
3) Jack O'Neill
4) Black Canary
5) The Fifth Doctor
6) Rachel Green (Friends)
7) Miles Vorkosigan
8) Judge Anderson
9) Jack Bristow
10) Ivanova (Babylon 5)
11) Nero Wolfe
12) Miss Piggy


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I'm willing to bet there's never even been a Friends crossover with Nero Wolfe, let alone poor Nero having to sleep with Rachel. *pets poor woman-hating portly detective* I mean, the guy hates it whenever a woman even stays under the same roof. And can't you just imagine Fritz's reaction if she tried to cook anything?

.... So, yeah. Guess I would want to read it.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Black Canary? Stunningly hot blonde fishnet wearing high-kicking superheroine that I adored thoughout my youth? ....You're not going to believe me if I say 'no' here, are you?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Miss Piggy got Judge Cassanda Anderson pregnant, I'd swear off drinking that much ever again. That is just... no. No sane universe would ever allow that to happen. Please?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Actually, I don't tend to read Alias fics, though ink_addict has done some gorgeous Nadia/Weiss snippets. Anyone rec me any Jack fics?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*snerk* Faith and Rachel would produce some incredibly hawt femmeslash. *daydreams* Oh, boy.... Anyhow, as a couple together, they'd be interesting depending on just when they met. Early it's-all-about-the-kicks Faith with early spoilt-brat Rachel would be a carcrash of a relationship, but never boring.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
*blinks* I have trouble seeing the Fifth Doctor with anyone, let alone Jack Bristow. Though he'd make a much more amusing and competent assistant than Ivanova would.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, to start with, I'd suspect Miles would have a fit at the very sight of Faith and Miss Piggy getting it on. *shudders at the thought* Though I suspect Faith would be unable to resist the old "My finger smells like pork" gag when waking him.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Trapped in a time not his own, Jack O'Neill must try to adjust to his new duties as head of security for Babylon 5. And that's even before you take into account his slightly paranoid (and extremely good-looking) Russian fellow officer. Can Jack and Ivanova prove the Vorlons are the Ancients, or will the Shadows gain new allies in the form of the Goau'ld?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nope. Not a sausage. Most Anderson and/or Dredd crossovers seem to be with the DC universe for some reason. Given that all mutants are illegal in Mega-City One, the only way you could work that one out is time travel for Anderson.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Crackling Up

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well, Dinah would need a red wig ;) Scott would just need an excuse.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Possibly foxfire, with Miles/Ivan sounding most likely there. Though, thinking about it, I'd love to read some Miles/Bel.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Fairly confident here in laney_1974 both reading and writing Jack O'Neill het. empressvesica on the other hand....

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm the only person I've ever seen use Nero Wolfe in fic, and even that was in a drabble. Need to get more people reading him first....

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Possibly wildecate. Or me. More likely to be me.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh, Ivanova wouldn't scream. Not aloud anyway.... though possibly "Talia!", "Byron!" or "Zog!".

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Judge Anderson!?!? Song-fic?!?! Um... Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Cyclops/Rachel Green/Miss Piggy : Of Mutants and Muppets, M/F/F, crack!fic, exessive stuffing.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Faith to Ivanova : "From that expression, you know exactly what I'm thinking - and that I'm just that good. Wanna be bad?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Do the BBC books count? Otherwise, someone was doing a Ninth Doc/Fifth Doc crossover I meant to check out.

What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Geeks. Explains Ross so much. Perhaps we should have paired her off with Miles instead.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No. Fucking. Way. For one, Jack would kill him.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jack O'Neill easily. Miles is the type of guy whose relationships have all been based on the woman coming onto him. Apart from Ekaterin, but the dinner party from hell showed how well that went.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Translated: “Scott Summers and Jack Bristow are in a happy relationship until Jack Bristow suddenly runs off with Black Canary. Scott, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nero Wolfe and a brief unhappy affair with Miss Piggy, then follows the wise advice of The Fifth Doctor and finds true love with Jack O'Neill.”

*blinks*

*several times*

Title: The Spy Who Didn't Love Me, and the Soldier that Did.

This is absolutely insane and on crack. Naturally, elementalv jumped to mind immediately to write it. Knowledge-wise, I suspect hjcallipygian would have the background to pull it off. Though readers? I'd pick empressvesica as I'd make her, houses7177 for the sheer interlectual curiousity, and the afore-mentioned elementalv because of her sheer stubborness (and given some of the badfic she's foisted on me, she deserves it).

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Confused, but strongly intrigued. I'd certainly want to read more Anderson/Vorkosigan.


My head hurts now.

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Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: August 27th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
Bad Motherfucker Emporer

Your head only hurts? Did you read what I wrote, I think my brains leaked out my ears. Yours isn't nearly as traumatic as mine.

Yeah...I'd probably read it out of curiousity. I'm inquisitive like that.

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