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I blame Tara...

April 8th, 2005 (11:33 am)
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current mood: amused

elementalv's discussion on Kirk/Spock slash here led to the first writing I've done all week.

There once was a discussion on Spock,
Specifically the colour of his cock,
Captain Kirk was quite keen,
To declare it bright green,
A foot long, and as hard as a rock.

"Excuse me, I quickly must dash,
I'm in the mood for some rather good slash",
Declared Captain Kirk,
Expressing his quirk,
Dropping his pants to give Spock a quick flash.

A Buffyverse writer named Tara Keezer,
Just wanted Giles there to please her,
Gazing down on his cock,
She managed not to mock,
Though it leaned like the Tower of Pisa.

I could be writing more Veronica Mars, but nooooo.... multiplying limericks in my head.

Added:

liz_marcs does cruel things to our Xander,
(Read her work here if you want a quick gander)
She fills him with pain,
And drives him insane,
I'm just waiting for the attack by a panda.

Comments

Posted by: lisa roquin (lisaroquin)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 04:35 am (UTC)

*chokes on coffee*

*rubs bleary eyes*

*Reads again*

These are hilarous, even if I'm barely awake enough to appreciate them.

Posted by: uninvitedCat (uninvitedcat)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: keith5by5 (keith5by5)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)

The inside of your mind must not be a fun place to be. Scarily funny.

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
Faith - Bored (mine)

I would pretend not to know you but it seems like an awful lot of effort.

On the bright side, at least you ARE writing. Sort of. *raspberries*

Posted by: Sentimental yet sardonic (booster17)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
Wes Grr Argh [jidabug]

*thwaps*

Cheers, bud. Just cos -sica is tough to rhyme.

Posted by: Spectacularly Adequate Empress (empressvesica)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)

Well, yeah. But Ves and Dictatrix really aren't. *evil grin*

Shit. I shouldn't have mentioned that. Never you mind.

Posted by: Marcus L. Rowland (ffutures)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 06:29 am (UTC)

Hasn't Twisting The Hellmouth just added a poetry section? Doubt that this is what they had in mind, but...

Posted by: houses (houses7177)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 08:20 am (UTC)
Riley Demon Hunter

This is just...I have no words. You've taken them all away. What talent! I'm very impressed.

Posted by: foxfire74 (foxfire74)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 08:59 am (UTC)

*reads*

*blinks*

You're scaring me.

-Foxfire, who doesn't want Kirk flashing anything, thankyouverymuch

Posted by: Tara (elementalv)
Posted at: April 8th, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC)
Tara Sue

What can I say? I'm an inspiration to us all. ;-)

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